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Unrelated.. but, Have you seen the pics of Helen Mirren in a bikini.. She´s f***g stunning!!

31 replies

Figfingers · 16/07/2008 15:52

Looks better than most many 20 y/o.

It was on Thisislondon can´t find it now.

She ´s on holiday in Italy... and she´s 63

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SoupDragon · 16/07/2008 15:55

There is another thread here which I didn't bother looking at because I didn't know who it was about.

However, I did click on your thread which made me seek out the one I'd seen in Active conversations

SoupDragon · 16/07/2008 15:56

Ah.... just read that she's never had children. I feel better now!

SoupDragon · 16/07/2008 15:57

That link is to the article, not the other thread [dimwit]

Figfingers · 16/07/2008 16:11

My thought exactly Dragon...re:children.

Stunning and classy nonetheless.

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OverMyDeadBody · 16/07/2008 16:12

I want legs like hers

UnquietDad · 16/07/2008 16:13

I think you must find pictures and post them in Dadsnet

lazarou · 16/07/2008 16:15

Hmmm, I bet she's got a wrinkly fanny though

Pan · 16/07/2008 16:16

yes, she does have a slightly wrinkly fanny.

OverMyDeadBody · 16/07/2008 16:16

Lazarou

lazarou · 16/07/2008 16:17

A bit like a decaying salmon terrine

Pan · 16/07/2008 16:18

have you been there too, laz??

lazarou · 16/07/2008 16:19

I really can't remember. A bottle of gin might have led me down that alley

TheRealPhartiphukborlz · 16/07/2008 16:21

my first reaction was "she is holding her stomach in" as i munched into crisps.
sour grapes did you say

theexmrsfederer · 16/07/2008 20:18

How does one know she has a wrinkly fanny ?

She is less likely to be baggy down there if she hasn't given birth huh?

UnquietDad · 16/07/2008 21:41

Pan sounds as if he speaks with knowledge.

lazarou · 16/07/2008 21:57

Ha ha! I thought Pan was a she

totalmisfit · 16/07/2008 22:06

do they get wrinkly? i kind of assumed they just stayed the same... like shoulders are supposed to

lazarou · 16/07/2008 22:09

They get wrinkly and they drop

theexmrsfederer · 16/07/2008 22:10

I think perhaps they get to hang down a little lower

Bleeughh

Just like old blokes sacks

I feel a bit sick now

totalmisfit · 16/07/2008 22:12

they drop?

that doesn't sound good. why has it taken 27 years for me to find this out? So not only will my boobs be round my ankles...

lazarou · 16/07/2008 22:14

I only found out because Joan Rivers said it during one of her stand up routines.

theexmrsfederer · 16/07/2008 22:22

I think the flaps get longer and can chafe if you don't tuck em into your big old-lady bloomers

Beauregard · 16/07/2008 22:25

rofl

I used to work in elderly care,dont remember tripping over any flaps

ssd · 16/07/2008 22:26

wow

girlnextdoor · 16/07/2008 22:28

no ladies, your flaps shrink- back to little girl size