I think you might have to stop me .. I am becoming inordinately attracted to a brown, suedette...

[Twiglett]

swimming suit

snurk

well put a link then!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You can't. Really you can't. And if you do, parade it only in the privacy of your own home. It will probably be quite a good putter-offer on occasions when you do not feel like accepting the advances of Mr Twig.

suedette ! . I feel your shame.

You'll look like a sofa. And not a nice sofa either. A cheap and nasty sofa. You don't want to look like a sofa, you really don't.

its not This is it?

it's really horrible too

the bus is not quicker than the fingers

(I think it's cos I'm feeling blobby and getting taken in by bodyshaping and swishes really)

Me Tarzan, you Jane

wouldn't it be a bit hairy? (it'd suit me in that case)

Eugh imagine what it feels like when its wet?

I imagine [[http://www.freewebs.com/footballthoughts/dog.jpg This]

that is absolutely disgusting. Really. Surely you can get nicer swimsuits with underpinnings?

This even

No no no Twig. It's a full moon tonight, that's all. Step away from the credit card.

It's a well-known fact that suedette adds the appearance of 10 pounds, you know.

thanks all

Oh right, now you walk away whistling casually, yeah right, we're really fooled, oh yes we are