What do wear to the Moulin Rogue??

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Looking for inspo - dress code says evening/general business, so a new outfit is defo needed!

They're just trying to ensure tourists that make up the majority of its clientele don't rock up in flipflops, shorts and baseball caps, because nothing ruins the desired impression of glitz than Bob and Shirley from Illinois wearing trucker caps and bumbags.

So you can wear pretty much anything that isn't that. A dress?

Im 64 and would lovd to go. I think I would wear a gorgeous dress with a jacket over the top because my arms arent great and a nice pair of heels. Those women are model material so I wont be competing with them.

What would you wear to a pantomime at your local community centre? Wear that.

I went and wore jeans and a nice top from memory. Obviously you will already know this but be prepared for a lot of boobs. You end up recognising dancers by boobs not faces

Are they actually totally boobs out?! Isn't the bouncing really uncomfortable for the dancers?