Please please help me find one of those slash front jumper things. I really really want one.

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Let me explain: it's like a cross between a cardigan, a jumper and a wrap top.

It's sort of a jumper but has such a deep V - right down to the waist band and often the two sides slightly cross over - you might think it's a cardigan but the waist band goes all the way round so it's not.

Clear?

Short or long sleeves.

Not black.
Not blue - greeny blue okay though.

Does anyone know what I'm talking about?

I reaaaaaally want one!

Doesn't have to be plain, but that one is not my colours at all. I am pale with freckles. I Don't Do Mustard.

Have to say, neither do I. Right style though, yes?

Not many people do!

Yes, that sort of thing. Good find. Hadn't looked at DPs.

So sorry to send you to the wrong place, but good luck with the search

Topshop has lots of cardigan types. This is seriously bugging me as I know exactly what you mean but can't find one

This? Maybe not slouchy enough though.

Again, the right sort of thing JackieNo, but I fear that would be rather unforgiving on my exciting new post-baby lumps and bumps. Am starting to wonder if it would be more efficient to learn to knit and knit one.