am i alone in finding the lands end swim wear liek rather Puritan

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The tugless thing sounds tempting, but the suits are just not interesting enough. Speedo make lovely colourful suits, much nicer.

A wonder, innit??!!

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Oh dear apologies for wave of inexplicable Mockney from me, blame it on the M&S rose from their dinner for two thingy.

Those catalogues with the kneelers and safety bath mats and stuff have been known to sell vibrating massagers for relieving tension. Weirdly shaped somewhat like a dildo.

In the 1920's you got perscribed them if you were a spinster - dividedself!

Helped to make spinster woman "normal" and all together if they were acting perculiar - know what I mean wink wink

Tis true ivykaty - and before that the doctors had to do it themselves!

it's on Wikipedia so it must be true