Not sure if these are worth the money

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I know this is normally a fairly sensible section, but I couldn't resist sharing these from wolf and badger .

Value for money ? Nope!

I was actually looking for some headphones that had been wrapped in beads and threads and these bikini bottoms where on the same page.

I've got an old pillowcase and some parachute cord that might enable a replica to be made.

I can see them suiting even waif like people.

Just bought these for summer.
Thanks @howcanitbetrue I've been after something like this for ages and realy struggled to find something to tick all the boxes.

Where’s the rest of the fabric?

I thought they were a joke when I saw the price, but no they really are for sale. I see they haven’t shown us how they look on an actual human model though.

There is a nice blue/ teal one for about a third of the price. Seriously tempted

Fairly sure the ties would get caught up I'm the workings of a flume or tangled in an inflatable, so not practical fun and functional swimwear. But... you know... if you tie the ties in a big bow on each hip then maybe they would be fine.

Personally, I favour a larger fabric area around my down belows. But I understand this style is popular for the younger folk.

What's it called?
Vulva cover?
Oh I know a monskini

I didn't read any of the words, just saw the picture. It looks like a spider 😂

Must admit I did snigger at the mention of getting caught up in the flume

Where’s the marketing department at lol. Couldn’t they at least have put them on the nether regions of a dummy - they look horrendous as they are!

Much as I hate the expression, how is it possible that they are camel-toe shaped when nobody is wearing them!?

I suppose you can gather as much or as little as you deem necessary to cover your modesty

Why do they seem to have a built-in camel toe??!

A loincloth!

Don’t forget the matching top.

Crikey, that’s more of a moose knuckle than a camel toe! Horrendous!

see, I do quite like the top (in truth!)

They are on insta.

Isn’t that upside down? I’ve always worn my bikini tops the opposing way

Reversible though so you're getting two looks for the price of one...

Thought this was a Halloween decoration at first.

DH has offered to make me one with a dishcloth and some string from the cupboard. Think it’s a great idea and will save me a packet.

camel toe…

I think the exorbitantly high price is for the power of invisibility that comes with the bikini bottom. That’s why you can’t see the human body under it. I mean, I’d rather be invisible too, if I had to wear THAT.