What Do these Boden trainers say?

[Redfox]

in the sale- are they too middle of the road and dare I say- middle aged?

They say “Christmas” to me. And middle age is cool. We listened to David Bowie and the Kinks. Crushed on James Spader and Matt Dillon. Used so much hairspray that we singed our fringe when lighting a ciggie. I proudly wave my middle age flag.