What would you wear these with?

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www.crocs.co.uk/p/siren-clog/208547.html?cgid=women-footwear&cid=2Y2

An excellent disguise

I am not clicking on a link which says crocs! What kind of animal do you think I am?

I'm now getting ads for giant platform crocs on my Facebook page🤣

<<whispers - I do own a pair of normal crocs for wearing in the house and trudging down to the shed>>

A warm coat as it would evidently be a cold day in hell.

Teamed with this would be a strong look.

www.asos.com/prd/206598777?acquisitionsource=pasteboard

Like this one? 😁🧐

The rest of a cartoon character fancy dress costume?

70s clothes?
Apart from the material they're made from the style isn't a million miles away from what teenagers used to cheerfully prance around in then, to the consternation of their parents.

Why is their right leg much hairier than the left? 🙃

These would add the finishing touch

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/375339021134

A straight jacket.

That toe charm image is the most hideous thing 😫

Kick flare psychedelic pjs

Absolutely nothing they're dreadful.
I can only imagine them worn with horrible scratchy polyester flared trousers in a gaudy print

A clown outfit complete with scary jazz hands 😱

These replies are hilarious. But if you love them, who cares really?

Look up novasistas on insta.

I see these with a green dress in summer if you have a bit of an eclectic style. Maybe some of boden’s new stuff too.

https://glassworkslondon.com/products/emerald-green-knot-shoulder-dress-26106?variant=44847812280604&srsltid=AfmBOoriLwTiy-A9wRPKMRTsTxncl48J9bEadV0cqBmSkQdZxHyomWb7rd8

😱

Maybe it’s Katie Price and JJ Wotsit standing side by side?

Straight Jacket?

Wow, No.

A red nose and frizzy orange hair.

Coz blokes haven’t got used to all the faff that has been expected of women over the years. Still their time is coming. Make up and shaved legs for the guys. Marketing dream :-). They’ll learn.

Odd name choice - what self respecting siren would wear those?!

Well 'Klaxon' is a brand name, subject to copyright so that was out of the question.