Oh dear, I near bought ^myself^ a "slogan" top today..........

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and I'm that I even considered it.

It was a t-shirt with "I'm Single if You're Rich" on it

I need help don't I LOL.

In a word, yes

lol - and where can I access this help that I so obviously need.

I must add I bought some brown boots to go with my jeans today too - as I read on MN (some time ago) that Jeans must always be worn with brown boots and not black

Good, good@brown boots. So there is some hope for you then

actually they were to replace my last pair of brown boots that I only bought about 1 1/2 months ago and are already falling to bit grrrr