i was measued fo a ba today fo the fist time since i've had (and bfed) the dsses - i was weaing a 36B - guess what size i am in eality...

[Tutter]

a 36B

is what i thought i was going to be telling you,so convinced was i that i was weaing the ight size

in fact i am a ....

(apols fo missing lette - dodgy keyboad)

Or lisp...

Tutte, youe making me oa with laughte! Whoda thunk having no ahh would be so hilaious?

oh geat thanks vey vey much hunkemunke -- i'm glad you find my pedicament so hilaious

nice to see you, btw

Tutter, titter - norker, I haven't quite figured out if you are drunk or laughing

I went to M+S and got measured this week
measured as a 40B
we eventually found one that fitted and looked right - 36D

I think the standard way of measuring is a load of poo tbh

M&S is known for being shite
ditto BHS

agee, maks shite

lol at titter