Surely this dress exists? Please help me find it.

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Please S&B help me find a dress! It’s my 50th in a month (gulp) and I have a dress in mind for my party. it’s high neck, really quite short, slightly balloon sleeves. Ideally in gold, dark green, or black. I’ll be styling it with a chic updo, smokey eyes, nice diamonds and really chunky boots.

Budget isn’t a major concern; I usually shop at Anthropologie, Reformation, cos and Arket but haven’t found anything there. Oh, and I’m 5ft10 and a bit fat but with excellent legs.

Can anyone help?

How about this one which came up on another thread yesterday?

I think that I might look like the jolly green giant in it 😂

Reiss has a lot of nice looking dresses that might fit the bill? Screenshot of some

https://www.nadinemerabi.com/products/josie-gold-dress

This is lovely but only xs sadly

Or this

www.very.co.uk/allsaints-sybil-dress-black/1601034622.prd

Sister Jane is your friend. https://sisterjane.com/collections/dresses/products/allusions-sequin-bow-dress?edit=one
https://sisterjane.com/collections/dresses/products/enchanted-bow-mini-dress?edit=one

This green one from Nobody’s Child?

www.nobodyschild.com/products/green-cord-balloon-sleeve-patras-mini-dress-d241884grn?variant=44476811706539&utm_source=NMPi&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=PaidSearch&gad_source=1&gbraid=0AAAAADQCJIXyZ6IhMv62LWW5T61YsxVXS&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIqtDX3cjRiQMVmJlQBh0rfy4qEAQYBSABEgIQGvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds

The nobody’s child one is almost perfect - in fact I’m probably buying it anyway - but cord feels a bit non-party? The gold Nadine Merabi is gorgeous but I’m at least 30 years and 50lbs from xs!!

bluevanilla.com/products/luxe-puff-sleeve-jacquard-mini-dress?variant=51434320724350&currency=GBP&currency=GBP&gad_source=1&gbraid=0AAAAADn-RiIWCCkxDOl_hc_CYvKn4NlCW&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI0OuLrczRiQMVXZhQBh3RjzmhEAQYASABEgKuG_D_BwE

https://www.johnlewis.com/ro-zo-lola-pink-jacquard-puff-sleeve-mini-dress-pink/p112447600?size=10&sppc=2dxmixedfashionBAU&tmad=c&tmcampid=2&gadsource=1&gbraid=0AAAAAD2el1yX5l30m7y4svjwUtb0eKBns&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI0OuLrczRiQMVXZhQBh3RjzmhEAQYGyABEgJbVDBwE&gclsrc=aw.ds

I know not in designated colour.

www.oliverbonas.com/fashion/golden-wave-mini-shift-dress-372390#selection.color=14

Monsoon (on Next website)

Mint Velvet

Adrian’s Papell

The mint velvet one is pretty good; in my head the dress is quite BIBA/Kate Moss iykwim

Oo this one might be good I think

www.frenchconnection.com/products/ellery-eco-jacquared-puff-sleeve-mini-dress-blackout-copper

Or maybe this

www.brandalley.co.uk/19103883.html

https://www.whistles.com/product/211931.html

https://joanieclothing.com/nolly-green-velvet-pussy-bow-mini-dress.html or https://joanieclothing.com/nolly-gold-lurex-pussy-bow-mini-dress.html ?

These are split sleeves, but it definitely says 'PARTY!!'

https://www.johnlewis.com/mint-velvet-split-sleeve-sequin-mini-dress-black/p112694424

Another good OB option (love the one already posted too)

www.oliverbonas.com/fashion/gold-metallic-textured-mini-dress-371655#selection.color=1998