HELP needed - I am off to the Dentist on Thursday and need a TOP

[TheMadHouse]

Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee

I am a larger lady from oop north or should that just read lardy lady.

What is the style this year?

Not sure, but I need some help in finding something to wear to the bathroom this afternoon.

You want to be careful! They WILL dress you you know.

If you are having any type of dental work done, borrow a bib of one of your dcs to save drooling on your new top.

Unless you are brazen, avoid a low neck, as when they tip the chair back, all will be revealed. Northern ladies should wear bright colours as I have heard the weather is duller in the North. Being from the Midlands I favour neutrals.

xxx

I can sympathise - I'm going to the GP this afternoon and I must have tried on 20 outfits this morning before I could find one I felt happy with. I think with the dentist you should just go for classic, understated and elegant...and make sure you will co-ordinate with the bib they make you wear (iirc they are pale blue at my dentist's surgery - maybe worth a quick phone call to check before you go, heaven forbid your outfit should clash with the bib...)

Ah, but don't dress too well or they'll take you off the NHS list.

rofl!

My predicament has always been what to wear to slob around on the sofa watching Jezza Kyle all day. I usually go for the sick-stained tracksuit look, but recently I've noticed some of my friends are wearing PJs, sometimes even their DH's PJs! Is this a new trend I'm missing out on?

one that doesnt ride up when you are propelled backwards on chair, no pale colours for any blood squirts or rinsing drips, not too low cut so dentist cant peek at ypur boobs.