A thread for the Fat of Foot - where are you buying your sandals this year?

[DANCESwithaMuffinTop]

Duo no wide fitting sandals. The Shoe Tailor nothing for the under 60s. Anywhere else?

Fantastic the Cara shoes TigerFeet, thanks for the link!

LOL Dances

I will have to check later - there are others in the office

Yeah, yeah Tigerfoot, I have heard all these idle threats before, from Threadworm.
Go on then, prove your worth. Give me your statistics

hay dances - how's the muffin top? Mine is coming along nicely dvd stil untouched

Love dances measuring facilities - LOL
Right mine is 24.5 at widest part. My foot is 23cm long
It is fatter than it is long.
This means that I am approx size 4 and a GG fitting.
I generally wear a size 5 only coz I can't fit into f**k all else.
Anyone do any better?

PLUS, I am currently pregnant, this is me at my thinest so I bet you will struggle to beat me, in a few months time -

Oooohh how I long for slim,long elegant feet.

AH BBBeee well mine is also collecting dust on a shelf in regular use Actually can't do it at the moment as am a decrepit wreck but once fixed am going to try and start again soon as am determined not to be blubbery monstrosity deemed to scare animals and sensitive small children.

I am sitting on my hands trying to stop myself from measuring my feet in front of bemused colleagues!

Oblomov, when I was in the later stages of pregnancy all I could wear were my jesus-sandal style walking sandals with velcro fastenings at the toes and ankles. Absolutely nothing else would go on my feet, other than DH's canoes trainers. You didn't want to know that did you?

I have long fat feet, it aint all that

Birkies all the way here, although I did buy some divine jewelled-toe thong-type sandals from Matalan today. They are lush.

...when in swimming costume on holiday is what I meant to put on the end of that last sentence.

Oblomov - just going to get tweenies thingy again to measure length of feet...

OMG 23.5 cm in length. My feet have the same length and circumferance too and I'm not even pg!

Tiger, I too had to wear dh's velcro flip flops. In January.
Can't wait for dances tweenie measurement. LOL

Dances, its you and me together girl.
Stumpy hobbits unite.
This is not good, is it ?
I don't know why I am proclaiming my worst assets.
Not good.

Ooooh shall we do a list like they do on the antenatal threads??

Oblomov 24.5cm wide 23cm long
Dances 23.5cm wide ? long
TigerFeet TBC

I have horrible non-ankles too. Dsis has wide feet but at least has a nicely turned ankle

Oh well I do have good ankles but unfortunately they lead to calves that a rugby player wouldn't be ashamed of

STUMPY HOBBITS???!!!!

Well balanced and sure-footed I think

I don't have ankles. But I have the best norks you have ever seen. And fortunatley they don't reach down to my non ankles.

Soooooooooooooo Tigerfeet??

sorry i think i might win this,
23.2cm long 27.1cm wide - i have just checked the width 4 times because i cant believe it, anyone know where i can get new feet?

Nancy ,you are crowned queen.
Let us slip on a tiny dainty slipper onto your 'stubbers', in celebration

All hail Nancy for she is OUR QUEEN

well thank you! its take many years for my hobbit footedness to be truly recognised - now find me some bloomin shoes!

Funny that, we forgot the reaosn for the thread. To actually find shoes. Naaaahhh, we're screwed

i know, doomed to a life of ugly sore feet!

When I win the lottery I shall have all my shoes hand made. I'll pick gorgeous shoes from 'normal' shops, take them to my minion and have them made up in 5 different colours each. If you're nice to me I'll have the minion make some for you too