The whore is in business! Come and pimp my wardrobe!!!

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I haven't exactly got slutty secretaries up and running yet but I have an interview next week which seems too good an opportunity to miss!!!

I saw this ad in the local paper today:

Girl Friday/PA required for successful charming local businessman. Duties will involve managing the office to include general administrative duties, entertaining clients, attending to the managing director and accompaning him on business trips. The successful applicant will be aged between 18-29, with a bright bubby personality, size 10-12 of attractive appearance and must be prepared to work and play hard!

Obviously the ad breaches all sex discrimination and age discrimination legislation etc but who cares I'm just what they are looking for!!!

Anyway I phoned this guy he sounded a bit of a geek actually. His name is Jonah he is a bit of a loner. We had a flirt interview over the telephone and I have a second interview on Monday!

So what look do I go for? I have some vouchers for a health spa so I have booked myself in for a wax and spray tan on Sunday but I have not got a clue what to wear? Help me please style gurus!

I told dh about my business plans because it just seemed wrong not to and he thinks it is a fantastic opportunity.

How do I play it at the interview? Do I just tell him that I looking for treble the advertised salary because I will be whoring on top of all the other duties listed? If I get this job it saves the hassle and embrassment of having to phone the tax office as I will be a PAYE slut. I reckon if I get a good bonus I could proceed with the S.E.C.S franchise by the end of the year!!!

I am sooooo excited!!!!!

Well I would go for anything leopard-print, maybe a black body, and short skirt? Fishnets, obviously (even girls in the stock market wear them now) and 5" heels. Get your hair streaked to go with the fake tan, and a big handbag like Posh. False eyelashes will prob be a bit toooo far.

When he is 'interviewing' you, don't forget to lean forward ever so slightly (don't want to be too forward!) and show a bit of cleav. And touch him, if you can. Bodliy contact, even brushing with the hand, is a big flirty move. Men just don't recognise the signs, generally. They just know they're being reeled in when they are in bed.

oh
my
god

is this for real?

talk about lowering yourself.

fake tan and a coat

i think a subtle dannimac

Try to look like the girl in the Guess ad Perfect Hooker

Maggie Gyllenhall in The Secretary
www.popcornnation.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/maggiegyllenhaalinsecretary.jpg

And a pair of nice flat shoes and a fleece in case you have to hang around on any street corners.

Of course its not for real, PMSL at the thought!

holly golightly would be my template

red shoes, no knickers.

Thanks for the tips! Anna - I am going for the Guess ad look, she looks just like me anyway.

The interview has been moved forward to tomorrow afternoon so I have had to move my spray tan and brazilan wax to tomorrow morning. Do you reckon it will be ok? I won't be too streaky will I?

Oh and thanks for the advice captainmummy, you are right I think sublety is the key. I was going to just come right out and ask him if wanted to see my brazilian but I suppose it might be a tad forward, it is a job interview after all!

Yup, big hair and a brazilian - I think you might need to just 'hint' at the wax job. Subtlety, remember.
good luck, and doooo let us know how it goes!

don't forget to uncross & cross your legs like a la sharon stone i basic instinct.

Nothing says hire me like a good wadge of fanjo on display!