SASSY? there's nothing remotely sassy about it, love

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if you want to look like a governess in a 1950s children's book then this is the dress for you

oh and by the way, if you're flogging a size 12, don't tighten the elastic round the forearm to size 6 proportions it hurts

Hmm... methinks you may not be the first to utter your dismay, judging by the HUGE price reduction they are giving on that item.

Looks lovely in the photo though - shame it disappoints in reality.

The nauseating Boden commentaries really crack me up sometimes...'daytime soirees?' - I'd like to see the pedants corner see that one!!

ha ha yes 'daytime soirees' hadn't noticed that

you notice that 'touch of velvet' is pushing it a bit as soon as you get it out the wrapping

It does look lovely in teh picture

well it's not

it is mumsy

it was my first Boden order and I was Not Happy

actually having said that it might be fine

if you are very tall and very thin and constantly stand on one leg like the woman in the picture

That sort of narrows it down to those ballerinas in musical jewellery boxes though.

I think Johnnie should have pointed that out in the blurb.

Agree you would need to be slim and tall then it would look good with nice boots

lol

yes and this dress is for 2-dimensional people

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well go for it pel

are you tall?

do you have good boots?

do you only have one leg?

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well if you have no norks it might be okay

mine are average and it gave me a matronly Bosom

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ha ha no you will look like something in a Carry On film

Syd James?

this woman has tried to hide the effect with a scarf

Now you see, this is EXACTLY why I changed my mn name. Sassy was cute/ballsy/cool - but waaaay too Boden. Now I shove hands in pockets, hunch over and look moody

lolol

BROWN

pelafina you will look like a nun/medieval peasant

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LOL LOL.

Esp at 'daytime soirees' and one-legged ballerinas on musical boxes.