I need FLY Lady but for personal grooming

[PeggySioux]

I want to be elegant.

I need someone to email me every day saying things like

"paint your toenails TODAY you hoary old slattern"

and

"For GODS SAKE WOMAN, you are never going bear your midrift again, Today you MUST throw the bloody summer holiday tops away"

Could be a winner.

ill have the job if you like lol does it pay well and qualifications i need lol

It pays £0.00 an hour, and you get time and a half on weekends and evenings .

Qualifications: You must be slightly less of a Waynetta Wannabe than me.

ill take the job lol when do i start
think the pay needs to be discussed and i contract drawn up please lol