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Codpiece 15 Anti cellulite products and body brushes/ing

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FluffyMummy123 · 31/03/2008 19:48

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WatsTheStory · 02/04/2008 20:21

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RubySlippers · 02/04/2008 20:22

my brush hasn't arrived

cocolepew · 02/04/2008 20:22

Thanks for help, have Cat(ed?) you.

beansontoast · 02/04/2008 20:31

now sitting here with jeans round my knees...looking dodgy.

five mins 'thorough massaging'was hard to maintain..need longer arms.did it though cos im a tr-oooper

def feels different to moisturiser...slops on nicely...a litle does go along way!

room smells like salon/boutique/whatever

...might be imagining a cool tingly sensation (of my fat dissolving and being replaced by lean tissue?)

missed the tip about toxic waste drainage.

just whipped my jeans up...no stickness...feels very very silky.

def need to wash hands before i handle anything else (betrays th efact that i usually just wipe hands on jeans)

LilyMunster · 02/04/2008 20:32

oh i didnt say i didnt like it! i had a facial just last week in fact! oh i love all that crap, me. esp with all the chillout toons in the background n everything

beansontoast · 02/04/2008 20:34

my baby my perfect baby has cellulite...has she harvested my toxins?

although i am entering teh spirit of this trial,i firmly (ho ho) believe that a certain amount of cellulite is here to saty

KerryMum · 02/04/2008 20:37

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Katisha · 02/04/2008 20:50

Best stuff I've ever used was Karin Herzog Silhouette but it was pricey...

FluffyMummy123 · 02/04/2008 22:51

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FluffyMummy123 · 02/04/2008 22:56

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FluffyMummy123 · 03/04/2008 14:30

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bundle · 03/04/2008 14:31

of course toxins are an effin beauty myth

FluffyMummy123 · 03/04/2008 14:33

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RubySlippers · 03/04/2008 17:51

no brush yet, or eye cream ...

am getting more haggard by the day

JackieNo · 03/04/2008 18:02

Oh yes - I saw that water story on the BBC website.

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LarryVeestAdamAntSpawnChorus · 03/04/2008 20:40

Cod - on your Slattern Alert section you should include clean your Washing Machine dispenser drawer.

I did mine the other day and it was grimly satisfying. Lots of slimy fabric conditioner gunk and powder crust.

Do I need CAT to participate in the CodPiece challenges, or will you email me (addy posted several times now)? [dogged]

foxinsocks · 03/04/2008 20:45

where's cod

I thought of something you can test. Those wands/creams that cover up bags under eyes. Have seen quite a few out and my GAWD, could I do with them. Have no idea about them at all.

beansontoast · 03/04/2008 21:08

day two

it turned out that it was quite hard to wassh off my hands....and teh smell narked me/caught the back of my throat all night.shame.

in fact.. in my restlessness i got to thinking that i am SLATHERING ON TOXINS...reeking frickin toxins at that.

also got to thinking that maybe teh goo would work like fake tan?...and that one morning,taut loveliness would interface with missed areas of 'texture'

for the record, right thigh defiantly textured.

(dp suggested i try the potion on a smaller and more accessible area...like my right upper arm?...we discussed this cordially at some length)