An Outfit for The Grand National ASAP Helppppppppp

[KatieDD]

I am utterly hopeless, I need a dress and shoes, not bothered about a hat but I have a black and white one I could wear.

Best bits are legs and boobs, worse bits is tummy.
Has anyone seen anything nice I can buy on the high street ?

Thank you
Kat

Nice with a shrug

or a bit less prom like

just wear a HUGE hat

like this as well

Thank you I might just wear a big hat and bra and knicks that would certainly turn heads one way or the other lol

go and poke round Coast, Monsoon and Debenhams, also Laura Ashley and Principles

Black and white is a very good look - Monsoon has several monochrome day dresses - this shape might help haul the waist in

are you large or small of nork? If small this could look very Audrey.

Oh yes - black and white - very My Fair Lady/Cecil Beaton.

How about this

Maybe spotty?
Not sure this is black and white - looks blue, but v pretty. Oasis have a very good selection at the moment.

Cream and white? (well, 'biscuit', whatever that is )

It will April.. could be chilly or wet. Have you considered a jacket or pashmina? Also, are you in the open stands or corporate marquee thing? Will you have to nip across grass to bookie stands etc?

There is much to consider here.

NOrks are sort of medium sized, I've always gone with a scoop or v neck to maximise their impact lol
I was planning to stand around getting pissed but will be in the open stands, so nipping across the grass will be a problem too.
Thank you will have to make a day of it asap and try everything on.