Have you seen a poster going by the name Cod?

[TheAsset]

Hello

My client, Clarins, has sent me here to establish the whereabouts of a certain COD

I just want to talk with her

My assignment task is simply to execute have a quiet word with her about the product line Beauty Flash Balm

Should you see her, please call me on this number

Thank you for you cooperation in this matter

don't know her.
never seen her.

you can't prove that I have

(is there a reward for information?)

Cod????

cod who

I heart Beauty Flash Balm, I buy it for all my female family and friends and some of the gayers for Xmas presents. I however have run out. [hopeful emoticon]

Your mad, who the hell is COD?

oh yeah i remember her
she flounced last week after one of those 'i'm leaving mumsnet for a while' threads

have you tried netmums?

Oh goodness, if I see another Beauty Flash Balm I will go mad. I think my stash of trail size (but still pretty big) is all out of date now, next time I get a bucketload full I shall distribute amoungst MN.

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maybe try Bounty?????

or yeah, like squonk says, netmums.

no Cod's here!!!!

oooh......nooooo......cod is what we are having for dinner tonight seeing as it is Good Friday and fish day and all that......

try the Sanctuary
or maybe the tea-room
that's where she normally hangs out

I thought she was always in New Look??

no definite siting on the 'for sale' board
she is a secret hun-luvva

oh yes, you're right, I forgot her addiction to buying and selling prams.

You'll spot her by her pedantic never-make-a-typo posting style.

I think she dissolved herself during a particularly risky beauty trial.

I love Beauty Flash Balm but have no idea where the fishy one is.

never heard of her

or your product for that matter

and don;t think you will spot her as the boden wearing poster, cos she loathes boden clothes.

nor will she be found in waitrose

or she might be in TopShop purchasing something with a high polyester content

she looks like this, you can't miss her

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run cod, RUN

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