I am 27 and my skin has SAGGED over the last year - am outraged and considering asking for a refund

[colditz]

No, seriously, help.

my eyes are wrinkly

I have one wrinkle on my left cheek that will be a deep line in 5 years

I am getting cat's bum lines around the mouth and I DON'T smoke

My hands are wrinkly and 'old'.

All my skin is scaly and gross gross gross.

I have bingo wings

I am UNIMPRESSED. Make it go away! I want to be smooth and plumped up again!

me too. Im 29 tho. Weep.

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Mine was like this especially since I had ds2 and I started using that boots protect and perfect serum and day cream and true to the advert 4 weeks on and everyone is commenting about how nice my skin is looking and it does look younger!

Sadly the protect etc stuff is out of my price range

My tits won't sag any more - my knees will prevent it.

It is quite pricey it pissed me off because it didn't used to be but they upped the price after that documentary said it was the best.

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Is it really that good?
I went to get it and the woman behind the counter said it was best to wait a few years. I am 36 this year and you would not mistake me for a minute younger . Maybe she was on commission to flog something else that week?

Have you seen the baby bum cream thread colditz? Think the said cream was £2.50 for a huge pot and there are people raving over it.

here

Get fat.
Fat people aren't as wrinkly as thin people.

Try and sweat more too - you'll develop a nice sheen and won't look scaly.

Seriously - you're only 27? I had you pegged as old and wise.

Ohhhh I have no Waitrose, I am in deepest darkest Rural. Real Iceland country.

I'm alreaDY FAT - I have just lost 17lb on weight watchers (only mumblemumble to go!) so is that why my skin is mank?

No I only LOOK old and wise and matronly - I don't act it.

Maybe you can order it from JLP?

Or put on weight as BS suggests. It sounds much more fun and there is logic in the argument. A few Iceland deliveries should give the skin of Kerry Thing and Colleen Whatsit soon enough.

Just thank the fucking lord you're 27 and saggy. It's MUCH worse when you're 40.

WTF is JLP?

I will but using my tits as trampolines byt the time I am 40, I know it, they are big and pendulous now!

I have udders

Oh it is the "you have lost too much weight" thing. You have become haggard. Too bad after doing so well to lose 17lb. You are at the age when you must chose between you face and your arse according to the French.

At least you will look fabulous from behind.

Yes, and after all, I could always yank my hair up into a Croydon Facelift.

MIL was on the clinical trial for the Boots Protect and Perfect stuff and they took close up photos every week. She looks great on one side!!

No really. It does work. It really did reduce her lines significanty. I bought a years supply when it was half price at Christmas. It was £49 half price but that's not bad for a year's supply.

John Lewis Partneship.

DH used to work there - sorry.

colditz, that waitrose stuff is working wonders on my neck and hands but too greasy for my face. Shall i get some for you?
I would be mad to say its lightening lines that have beent here for YEARS..but it is.

How much is it, charliecat? I could paypal you ...

its ok just email me and i will get it in the [email protected]