I look like shit. Can you help?

[WanderingTrolley]

Well? Can you?

I'm 5'3" in all directions and I've got a face like an arse.

I'm what you'd term a "challenge."

Think Les Dawson, but not so pretty, and I dress like Sir Digby Chicken Caesar Him on the left.

For the love of Dave, help me, I'm frightening small children and horses like this.

ROFL at Sir Digby

Where d'ya want to start then? How's your hair?

LL I thought about one of these actually.

littlelapin

I have put toilet duck on my hair and now I'm beautiful and stylish.

Problem solved. Two of them, actually.

Thank you.

WT give us a pic to go on

I think Sir Digby Chicken Caesar is very stylish

Ah, lavatorial breakdancing.

Takes me back to my yoof.

Naily there's a pic on my profile.

no theres not

lol

htis is for the challenge isnt it

Read it very carefully.

Especially 'Currently reading'

....might be...

Only 191 posts to go before I get no1.

havdnt a clue wot youre on about

Clicky.

have read your profile three times and am still baffled, but you've only 189 posts to go now.

[muddled emoticum]

Why do you need more posts?

You're not being very clear about this

I honestly don't understand.

But you write well for one who can't read....

pmsl

aah!

lol vg wt