where's the Pick The Oscars Frocks To Bits threads then?

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i can't see one

here we go

a lot of not vbery exciting and not very flattering dresses imo

like: calista flockhart, jessica alba, helen mirren

oh and heidi klum's dress a bit ott but she looks great

rosamund pike's is hideous

like renee zellwegger's (much as it pains me to say it)

i do too (rz) but she always looks so grey and skeletal that i can't quite bringmyself to say she looks good

Some of them are absolutely vile

Why does Renww Zellweger always look so odd? Nice dress though

Julie Christie = disaster

Heidi Klum the winner imo, what a beautiful woman and a stunning dress

Michelle Hudson (is that her name? Anyway the one who won last year for Dreamgirls) her dress is hideous and her tits look all squashed about.

When I first saw picture of Katherine Heigl I did wonder what the frigging hell Nell McAndrew was doing at the Oscars! She looked great as well.

Where are all the freaks of nature this year though, you know, the ones we can laugh at (like Bjork's swan dress, Gwyneth Paltrow's saggy tit revealing black and grey monstrosity and Celine Dion's back to front tuxedo nightmare). They all look so normal this year.

hmm I thought Helen Mirren looked OK. I hate red (can't wear it myself) but thought she carried it off alright.

I can't remember who wore it but there was a nice blue on the shoulder dress - I thought the blue was a bit bright but loved the dress.

there was one that looked all see through and very odd - it was black

Was there a black theme?? ()

I didn't see much wrong with Jessica Alba's. If I looked like that pregnant I'd be extreeeeeeeeeeeemely happy.

Aha, moved onto colours.

Nothing is really jumping out

The see through black one was Bobbi Thomas, I think (have no idea who she is).

Same here with Jessica Alba

I thought Cameron Diaz looked a bit meh. Nondescript imo.

Also there seems to be a consensus that Anne Hathaway looked amazing but I can't see it, to be honest.

I like Anne Hathaway's if it didn't have the weirdy flowery bit

foxy are you thinking of ann-marie duff with the blue dress?

will look later

Tilda Swinton should've thought again and what was going on with Julie Christie and those creepy gloves - did she have a rash on her hands or what?

oh and Rebecca Miller - Mrs Day-Lewis - not good, not good at all

Tilda just looks scary.

Seriously, she'd frighten young children and small animals whatever she was wearing.

She's so unnerving I find her hard to watch.

I'm so glad 'Atonement' didn't get much.

she was a bit too good as the White Witch in the film of the Lion, the Witch etc if you ask me.....

I see Kerri Russell has developed that strain of Lollypop Head that appears to afflict so many in that industry.

God, isn't Hollywood boring?

All those mermaid dresses.