Well here's a challenge 
I am craving a pair of jeans, slim/straight cut but not wide, cropped, ideally with a raw edge. To wear with a blazer and loafers, you know the look.
In a size that doesn't exist on this mortal plane.
Thanks to a delicious combination of injury and peri, my body finds itself sporting size 10/12 legs alongside a size 16/18 stomach.
Jeans that fit my stomach make my legs look like they are in a clown car.
Help me please! I know the perfect item won't exist, but how close can we get...?