Funny/ outrageous/ rude/ different Christmas jumpers or T shirts

[FiscalDragQueen]

We have all agreed that from now on, our new Christmas Day rule is that we have to wear a Christmas jumper or T-shirt. Everyone is game, so it's not a chore.

I am looking for one for DH and me and 2 cheeky teen boys. Everyone in my house is up for a laugh and not easily offended, so can be fun or outrageous.

Anyone seen any brilliant Christmas tops?

Paper Press Ireland do some with slogans that are wearable & great quality.

DS11 has banned me from wearing my 'Tinsel Tits' t-shirt in his presence

Somehow we’ve ended up with loads. My favourite is DD1s plain black sweatshirt with This Is My Festive Jumper written in small white letters. 😁

Loads here www.grindstore.com/gifts-novelties/christmas-jumpers/
DH has a o scrum all ye faithful one

Personally I like the Sleigh the Patriarchy ones.

Last year I saw Christmas jumpers with a snowman with a carrot willy as well as the usual carrot nose.

Also saw some (I think different ones) with 3D carrot noses sewn on, so you could get some orange felt and add the carrot willy to any snowman design, if that suits your style of humour.

www.toppleandburn.com/product-page/christmas-jumper-1

Good old fashioned political one