haev to go as a vegas showgirl to murder mystery

[CaptainCod]

mates are pisseing selves.

say i ma th eonly one who is game to do it.
am on ebay

its saucy

[CaptainCod]

with fish nets?
i onyl have blue pattenred ones

[Maidamess]

here's cod at the back

[CaptainCod]

calif
haev a look for cheapoid head dresses in the us will ya?

[CaptainCod]

would countencae HUGE pants and fish nets

its my TOP that is the issue
do not want tits ahoy

[MrsBadger]

fluttery batwing top and corsetty belt?

[Megglevache]

Message withdrawn

[crumpet]

definitely dressing gown/negligee - "post-show-in-the-dressing-room" vibe. You can then show or reveal as much as you want. Hides the tits too.