When you are 50 and size 18? Please help. Big work night out coming up which is going to involve trendy bars and clubs of the type I haven't been into for a good 20 years when I was 3 sizes smaller and capable of dancing in heels. How do I dress to at least look like I vaguely fit in without seeming like I have taken leave of my senses. I am blonde with milk bottle skin huge boots and post menopausal tummy to add to the fun. And flat shoes/trainers are a must. Budget not huge - maybe £50 -£60 quid. Any ideas would be great as I have no idea where to even start looking.