quick quick what is the codpiece for NEXt week

[FluffyMummy123]

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Hand cream for the winter paws? Fake tan to get rid of that attractive pallour? Moisturiser?

Feet stuff. My feet are in a state (and it is to do with winter). Or don't you do yukky stuff like that...?

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I wouldn't be interested in fake tan at all - doesn't it have a limited appeal and isn't it a bit paris hilton? I'm pale and interesting, and dark-skinned people don't have much call for it either. But fix my feet and I'll be happy.

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but surely we all know the answer to the feet one?

hat hair - how to deal with flattened limp hair when you pull your wooly hat off. or does teh fact i wear a woolly hat exclude from style and beauty?

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Feet? I want to do household cleaners. Honestly, I do. The only answer for feet is going to see someone who does them, no home remedy stuff is ever as effective.

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Spill Mrs Mills

I know I should moisturise scrub etc and all that but I have very little time and a wonder product would be handy

pre flexitol my feet would slip on the wooden floors, they were that bad.

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Let's not do a beauty product this time.

[revolution emoticon]

Deep moisturising hair conditioners/masks?

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god i am so ignorant - what is there to know aabout hair dryers? erm they blow hot air fast and slow and sometimes for no apparent reason to can set them to blow cold air.

there's no cure for hat hair. Wear it with pride goat - it means you're not SO terribly vain that you're prepared to freeze your ears off.

feet defo
have new product that i can rave about

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Gather round ladies, here's what I think we should do.

[whispers]

toilet cleaners

A new age has dawned, it's time for a change. [obama emoticon]

my hat is my hair's only saving grace
flat = good (after you've woken with bog brush hair)