I know that a lot of people are going through a hard time, but I have a hard time, I am going on holidays and.........

[TheBatKeeper]

Matalan's selection of bikinis are woeful

Mind you some of them could be decreed value for money as the bottom parts are huge, so you get a lot of material.

I have had a hard time it should say.

Just back from holiday and all the girls were wearing arse showing bottom halfs. Apart from me. Just too much flesh on show

I like my arse very firmly covered, but some of them were so high waisted that you look like you have given birth to at least 26 babies and are trying to pull it all in.

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I can't be the only one.