would you rather have soft skin or and a smelly minge or a fragrant fanjo and a pizza face???

[CountessDracula]

well?

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I have both (soft skin and a fragrant fanjo, that is). Why do you have to choose, do you only have one flannel?

[Desparately trying to think of what beauty treatment you be trying to give such harsh side-effects]

Come on CD tell us what the problem is, and we'll see if we can suggest anything!

soft skin and a smelly minge!

omg - hide hide hide

I'm with Brangelina - just don't wash minge and face with the same product/apparatus. Or is it food related? I'm agog - we need more info.

haha!

I have both (soft skin and a fragrant fanjo, that is)

Me too, luckily.

You have to decide if you want to cover bad skin with make-up or cover smell with perfume, I suppose.

I have a lovely face and a lovely minge so DH tells me

Personally I'd rather my minge wasn't smelly or fragrant. But what is the point of the thread?

Ill go for the pizza face. At least you can slather on make up

How would you accidentally find this thread from 10 years ago? And then why would you reply to it as if it's new?

Ha ha it's a zombie! Presumably Absolutely must have been searching for advice on a smelly minge or a pizza face AND NOW WE ALL KNOW.....

Ha ha it's a zombie! Presumably Absolutely must have been searching for advice on a smelly minge or a pizza face grin AND NOW WE ALL KNOW.....

No, I'm FRAGRANT, really I am hah!

Why would anyone start such a thread is my question

I have both (soft skin and a fragrant fanjo, that is). Why do you have to choose, do you only have one flannel?

Oh god I feel like the school bully now! I'm nice really @Absolutely - sometimes things sound funny in your head then really bitchy when you (bother to) read it back

@BadTasteFlump

No problem BTF Honestly, I knew you were just having a laugh!

It's really a strange thread so no wonder we're all a bit weirded out, haha.