Hold up stockings....

[ipodtherforipoor]

my arse....last seen rolling down my leg towards my amazing ruby shoes - not happy!

and the lining of my skirt appears to be one size smaller than the skirt - skirt fits until I sat down to put on shoes and ripppppp - there it went.

bugger - and the shops are shut now so can get tights - would it be bad to go bear legged?

Said on one fashion show, to always buy hold ups one size larger than your normal size, to stop that .... muffin top leg look!

have already got mugffin top legs without them!!!!

bugger! - why do Evans sell this things if fat chicks just cant wear them!
It only encourages me!
Back to the Jeans and stipey socks combo tomorrow - but tonight I wanted to look hot!

I never wear them.

My one foray into hold up stockings ended badly when I got off a train after a long journey, stretched a bit and was suddenly standing in two stocking puddles on the busy platform just as long lost boyfriend arrived to meet me. Not a good look

just taken the offending items off - only have black tights - am going with bear legs and a wine or three!

as a large lady myself i get so fed up with evans TBH. Lots of the things they seel are so unsuitable for larger ladys. I myself bought some control pants ( wont hide the bumps but will certainly stop the owbble) BUT i bought my actual size and they dont fit!!!!! Am gonna be wobbly tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!

ipod, didn't mean YOU had muffin top legs, think that happens to all in hold ups... or they fall down

How about tesco's they are bound to sell them

I think unless you have small thighs hold ups just don't work.

not up to my size unforunaetly - evans or nought i'm afraid!

am now resisting the urge to quick fake tan the ofending legs!!! oh god Why cant I just go scruffy!

am wearing black pencil skirt, these shoes and a sexy blouse with a ribbon.

very best hold up I find are M&S - tried some tesco ones the other day and the left one kept ending up round my knee

not good as I was walking across a car park with my male boss trying to keep it out of public sight

Oh i LOVE hold ups
I always wear them, can't bear tights

M&S are good I agree

rofl at 'bear' legs

You need a quick shave then...

Tights.
Surely the single most unattractive item of clothing there is.....

yes
vile
they cut you in half
and I bet they give you a stinky fanjo

Another fan of hold-ups; much prefer them to tights. M&S for me, or sock shop were my favourite (but I haven't seen a sock shop for ages.....)

Plus hold-ups make for a very happy husband

didn't have bear legs in the end - did shave them!