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KYF Club - a high bar for women!

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Neveratruerfriend · 06/10/2021 12:05

Hi I think there is something called the Keep Young Forever club, that most women in the public eye seem to subscribe to. I have listed here some of the main identifying markers.

Have perfectly smooth skin - no limit on botox & fillers but of course deny all use of any such treatments;
Size 8 figure max;
At least 3 children;
But after each child return to size 8 figure within 3 months;
Photograph for the Daily Mail in a bikini aka "flaunting sensational figure only after 3 seconds of giving birth";
Aspire to have 4th, 5th or goddamit 6th child in your 40s;
Return to size 8 figure though the 3 months rule may be relaxed a little;
Do an interview for Good Housekeeping magazine on how life is always so positive.

Have I missed anything out?

OP posts:
lolliwillowes · 06/10/2021 12:11

fuk dat
christ im glad I went into fine art.

Neveratruerfriend · 06/10/2021 13:18

Bump.

OP posts:
SophieKaczynsky · 06/10/2021 17:54

Yep, deffo a club lots of celebrities seem to be in!

SophieKaczynsky · 06/10/2021 18:09

Another criteria:

Have twins in your very late forties and still be a size 8 afterwards

Lux523 · 06/10/2021 22:31

41
3 children
Size 8
Legal professional
Definitely not a celebrity.

Sad when women tear down other women.

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