Hi I think there is something called the Keep Young Forever club, that most women in the public eye seem to subscribe to. I have listed here some of the main identifying markers.
Have perfectly smooth skin - no limit on botox & fillers but of course deny all use of any such treatments;
Size 8 figure max;
At least 3 children;
But after each child return to size 8 figure within 3 months;
Photograph for the Daily Mail in a bikini aka "flaunting sensational figure only after 3 seconds of giving birth";
Aspire to have 4th, 5th or goddamit 6th child in your 40s;
Return to size 8 figure though the 3 months rule may be relaxed a little;
Do an interview for Good Housekeeping magazine on how life is always so positive.
Have I missed anything out?