Ok ladies, I honestly think Ive found it! I almost don't want to share it in case it sells out, but its my duty to womankind to tell you of this beauty myth!
Victoria Beckham mascara. It lasts all day without smudging, it lasted through a very teary session with my psychiatrist yesterday.
It's not gloopy or and there is not loads clinging to the brush when you open it.
It gives fantastic definition and really wakes your eyes up. And it comes off so easily!
The packaging is weighty and sleek and I am totally in love with it!
It's about £35 and takes about 10 days to deliver from the US - there was no customs charge for it.
It's not for you if you like a false lash effect, its just a great mascara that gives a really lovely effect on your eyes.
Go forth and claim the Holy Grail!