Haha, AuldTheEnabler is a very good superhero name.
I know what you mean with the Joseph blazer Flo, I sometimes have that sensation too (usually with Acne Studios blazers). I don't think it's neatness but a sort of tailored stiffness, hard tailoring, I think the proper term is, even when it's not particularly hard to the touch. I think that feels current again whenever military uniform elements are fashionable, tapered trousers, shiny boots, etc. I'm glad the MH did work out for you as I was a bit concerned about the length/sizing as it turned out to be made for the Japanese market. Out of curiosity, did you have to end up paying VAT on it?
I tried on some of the comical linen blazers you mentioned when I was in Paris. I thought I was slowly morphing into an Olsen twin (they carry it better than I do). I kind of liked the second one by Loulou studio but wasn't completely bowled over by it, at these proportions they feel a bit too victim of an Instagram algorithm. Just add a bucket hat.
Speaking of victim of an algorithm, I tried on some fisherman's shoes yesterday out of curiosity and was surprised to be rather taken with them. I did find the toes sticking out with these a bit weird but otherwise was surprised to see the versatility in them. I'm now trying very hard not to look at the The Row ones, one idiotic shoe purchase from them is enough I hope.
(Also, these are my new me-made trousers from the end of roll piece at Dries van Noten, but I'm not happy with them as they ended up too big in the waist and I thought it'd be okay, no need to take it all apart again when I managed to get it all perfectly aligned but I will have to as it's just not fitting well and drooping in places, so I've gone from 98% done (it needed an internal button) to around 60% done . They didn't end up very Gorpcore in the end as I lacked the material for it, it's rather amazing I got this much trouser out of them tbh, but I'm still not happy with them ).
Oh and back to linen and Paris talk, I did stop by Voriagh in Paris (the sort of history bounding, overly ethical place) and it was all very nice (if not very me). The linen pieces were especially nice and without the styling on display on the website it doesn't feel very historical at all, it's more that nostalgic country dreaming thing (without being the overly frilly of cottagecore).
Not watching much of the Olympics, I just see sad news of careers ending with positive Covid tests or just crap performancew so it all feels a bit sad but I think the Dutch team has a proportionally high number of 'one last go in 2020 members in their late thirties' who were probably already pushing it in the last Olympics. Did very much enjoy the Australian swim coach's exuberance that's doing the rounds this morning although that poor Japanese orderly trying to keep him in his designated space.