I neeeeeeeeed a dress for MN London xmas party please help!!!!!!

[kneehighinnappies]

I have looked and looked but I just can't seem to find something that would do for me:
NOT TIGHT ROUND THE TUM!
SOMETHING YOU CAN WEAR A BRA WITH
NOT FLOOR LENGTH
NOT TOOOOOOO GIRLY
NOT TOOOOOOO FLASHY
NOT TOOOOOOO PINK AND FRILLY
NO BOWS OR NETTING
NOT TIGHT

Something for up to £80.
It can be tight round the boobs but that is it, and it can be knee lenght but not too short, I am an respectable mother, lol.

Any help would be greatly appreiciated
I LOVE THIS BUT IT IS TO TIGHT ON THE OLD TUM

Respectable

Anyway, someone help us find something for her...she's being a great friend by staying with me in a hotel when she doesn't really have to.

I knew you'd be my first post on here, stalking me are we?

Yes, I'm making sure you don't find another woman to run off with before the party

this with some bling and fancy shoes

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things with a ruched bit round the waist thus are very flattering to tums - certainly worth looking out for cheaper versions that shape.

or something like this might skim your stomach

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what chance is there of turning up in the same as someone else at this xmas do..i think quite high?

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i like two mrs b
the others are giving me 70's flashbacks

I too have been searching for that little black tardis which I don't think exists (you know the one, size 18 on the inside but looks like a 10 to everyone else)

I gave up and bought this from M&S and it is fab with a wrap over it. It is extremely flattering to those of us with 'post-children' figures. But you must promise not to buy it in black (unless you're bigger than me obviously), else there really will be murder on the dancefloor.

Quite like this but Not sure about the sparlky bits round the top?

I think that dress is reallly flattering KHIN, if you were worried about your tum you could get one of those girdly things nthat hold everything in?

Have you tried next??

Squiffy I quite like it in red or purple, but I wouldn't want to tread on any toes by buying the same dress in a different colour

Ah yes GMM support knickers I am way ahead of you there, but there is only so much they can do

would you consider borrowing a dress? what size are you? where do you live?

I still prefer that black one you like.

you said not flashy but all the things you've linked to are flashy imho! not in a bad way

except the plain black one - that's nice.

I mean not flashy as in BOWs or netting and all over sequins may be something a little sparlky but not to OTT Iyswim.
Why do you ask if I would borrow a dress do you have something in mind?
I would seriously consider it if it was a great dress

i do. i have at least one lbd that i think is very flattering - it is quite plain though, needs dressing up with accessories. it's a 14 from hobbs, so more like a 14 - 16 - probably too big for you

Ah yes I am an 11
(10 on a good day 12 on a bad.)

you can't have that much of a tummy problem then

I used to be a 6 before I had dd1 then I was a 8-10 then I got pg with DT'S and now my poor little tum is a mass of streched, sagging, floppy skin