I'm in the mood for a play around.
I'll start. I took a supplement with iodine in it. Only managed two days, and my face hurt, there were so many under the skin lumps erupted. so yesterday I created my own soothing mask.
Boil small quantities of rice and oats together until they're a mush. Don't use too much water. Liquidise the mush to a smooth cream, and add the oil from a couple of vit E capsules and three teaspoons of honey - both for its soothing properties and to stop the mask setting hard. Leave in the liquidiser to cool for a few minutes, then whizz through an egg white (protein).
I applied it twice yesterday and the difference was immediate.
Any more goodies?