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did i tell you i did minor breast surgery on my nork

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HUNXXXX · 19/10/2007 18:53

by msitake?
oh no silly me thats on my blog

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FrannyandZooey · 19/10/2007 18:54

blog tart

I told dp you have a blog, he said "don't you mean a glob?"

wheelybug · 19/10/2007 18:55

I read that as '..... with my fork' which is even more bizarre (must get reading glasses).

HUNXXXX · 19/10/2007 18:55

sits in corner wiht glassy " almost teary" eyes.

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Califright · 19/10/2007 19:02

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lemonaid · 19/10/2007 19:03

You could do minor breast surgery on someone else's nork, though (if you could get them to stay still long enough).

Califright · 19/10/2007 19:07

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lemonaid · 19/10/2007 19:14

What if I shouted "Quick! What's that over there?" while pointing, and then lunged in for the snip (snip? slice? not sure what the correct terminology for minor breast surgery is. I'll have to check cod's blog, although doubtless that will tell me it's nsip or sleci) while your attention was elsewhere?

HUNXXXX · 19/10/2007 19:19

oh hahaha
well tis penalty for putting on pjs before a 4 year old i htink

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