Johnnie no, no, NOOOOO!

[snowleopard]

Apologies if anyone has drawn our attention to this already (or indeed ordered it) but...

surely not

they're nearly as bad as these

i like it

"And somehow, it works."

not

Perhaps wear together with squonk's trouser selection kits?

Yes badger I had to pmsl at the blurb (as per usual)

But I suppose I can't deny that it "lets you have it all"

And these are the boots to go with that lovely outfit

Vile

oh god I need these!

£79 ????

For that???? Someone's got a sense of humour!

they need to charge £79 - here is why -that model (Lilliana) will never work again after being seen in that, the fee in order to bribe to encourage her to wear that must be astronomical...
Can you just imagine the convo when she trotted in to the shoot that day
Clothes under her name

Bet it took two big strong doormen and some serious sweet talking to get her to stay

Her smile does look a bit strained...

oh. my. god. I think my 2 yr old designed that.

Somebody must like it because they have none in stock!!

I reckon the production plant workers went out on strike rather than make it...
I mean imagine that when you're showing possible clients what wonderful things you can make...
Manufacturers suicide that cardy is

Dexter, they only had 1 in stock?

uh, I think Johnnie's trying to be a little too wacky with that - who in God's name is buying it ?