i am a speccy twat

[codswallop]

as of 1 15 this afternoon
toook mates to vision express saying" oh coem and look at this oyll laugh" and htey foudn me a pair pronto

all done
htink i may get a cord liek a librarian

ooh
describe

thet are brrrrrrrrrrrrrawn speccledy
squarey suprisingly

don't forget to take them off occasionally and chew the bits that go over your ear, whilst looking very serious.

HA

You fucker I KNEW you'd cave. I'm wearing brown specckly at the mo

am in court tomorrow
may use them for Dramatic Effect

Oooh yes, look disapprovingly over the top of them.

ill be judge jhudy
she has some

i CANT rememebr what they are for though

oh my, but, without your glasses, you're beautiful!

will you remove t hem with a stern flourish when you are passing down sentences?

Yes, prim glasses and severe bun...then take them off, unpin your hair...rampant sex goddess.

LOLOl
hwo do i find out WHENE i am supposed to wear tehm?

Dh always says 'Oh but ... without my glasses you are beautiful.'
Tis lovely being married to a nearly blind man. Never have to worry about looking crap in bed.

what do you mean find out when you need to wear them?
have you got your prescription?

if it's minus something, then you're short sighted and need to wear them for distance (driving, watching tv etc)

if it's + something, then you're long sighted and need them for reading

or have I got the wrong end of the stick?!

ok will look brb

ok right eye is 6/6 then +0.50/-0.75

is that makign sense?

long sighted then?

Baffy - so whats happened to me then, Just had my eyes tested and i need glasses for distance and another pair for reading?

Joash not sure....

Cod do you mean one eye is short sighted and one is long sighted...

are we not getting a link to your glasses?

nah they dont haev frames on the site

mine are - and i am short sighted so you must have one long one short sighted. mildly

I had to get some about 6 months ago. Everyone commented when I started wearing them and told me I look serious and intelligent in mine. If that's the case, I must look like a half-wit without them.

Once I got over the upset that my eye condition was age-related, I realised that they were fab and I could actually see things again.

oh well they don't appear to have improved your typing

. Maybe she hasn't got them on yet.