M&S bra fitter: “You are a 38DD.”
I put a bra on and immediately my breasts fall out of the bottom of it.
I go home, get a tape measure, buy a bra, and it fits perfectly.
Thanks for your professional measuring M&S... I’m a 34G, you fucking idiots!
To my fellow well endowed women - never, EVER go to M&S to get measured. They don’t know what the fuck they are talking about.