Please?
Appearing on stage with a band - not in the band so don't normally do gigs, just stepping in. I need to wear black and don't have any, so I'm hoping to get a black dress. Needs to be flattering but a bit glam and evening-y. Not too much leg, not muttony. I am pear-shaped size 14-16 so ideally plain/longish below and interesting/cleavage-y above - but there is a bingo wing issue. Oh and I like things to be a bit diffferent and fiunky, not overly formal.
Not much to ask eh?
Oh and on top of all that I have to get it from a shop tomorrow for tomorrow night, so can't do mail-order!