Face lift or boob lift?

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Not sure if this is the right board but it's Inspired by the boob size thread

it got me thinking if I had sufficient spare cash (I don't) would I go for a face lift (esp jowls) or a boob lift?

I am undecided

It depends on your priority and severity surely we can't decide for you? Do you mean like what would WE prioritise?

Face is seen by everyone...

Hmmm. Face i would say.Everyone sees it, you see it every time you look in the mirror. Boobs, doesn't the right bra do the same? Noone much sees you naked either.

Do you mean like what would WE prioritise?

Yes, sorry I worded it badly. I was just
musing which would be better. Both are heading (gone) south

In your fantasy, is this money ringfenced for cosmetic surgery? Because I have a whole list of things I'd spend that money on before addressing my forlorn boobs or face.

If ringfenced, I think definitely face; very expensive bras can do a lot of the work down there. DH is the only one who sees the boobs out of a bra and he thinks "aging is beautiful" so he can keep loving them as they head further and further south.

Also breasts can sag when yoing but to have a jowly face and then porn star tits 😂

Face lift + padded bra!

I could never opt for an elective surgery, makes my skin crawl! But if going with the spirit of the thread I would have to go with C, lipo on my hips.

I would also vote face. However, I imagine the pain might be worse? Honestly, if I had the cash, I don't think I'd have either at the moment, but if both went south later, at exactly the same rate / severity and I could be sure neither would be agony / complicated, I'd go face.

A lot of ifs there!

If we are allowed a C option, I'd go tummy tuck. Again, only if it was a magical, painless tummy tuck, with no recovery time and no risk of complications .

Learn to sleep hanging upside down like a bat and you'll get both for free.

On the grounds that my face is out more than my boobs, I vote face!

Boobs!

Chinwhiskers has convinced me probably a neck lift would be better. In the meantime I'm practising sleeping like a bat!