Go home Swarovski...you're drunk

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May I present these beauties? They don't look too bad at first glance...but make sure you scroll through all the pictures to see them actually being modelled

Oh... they're interesting 😬 and a steal at only £260.

Sweet Jesus, you could get your earlobes ripped off wearing those! I was not expecting this level of absurdity.

Also, the knuckle duster! How are you meant to use your hand whilst wearing it?

www.swarovski.com/en_GB-GB/p-5512466/Spectacular-Ring-Dark-multi-coloured-Rhodium-plated/

Asymmetric earrings are lovely. I like those.

@DameXanaduBramble it's not the asymmetry that bothers me much, have you seen the size of them?

The knuckle duster... for when you want to punch someone’s lights out but want look stylish and bingy doing it!

*blingy

Yuck to all of them.

Knuckledusters are actually illegal in the UK. It's even illegal to keep them in your own home. those ones are also a crime against style, but let's leave that for now

those ones are also a crime against style, but let's leave that for now

that really would have the fashion police banging on your door then.

Fab thread title. But I would have worn those in my younger days! I like them

That’s so funny! I was not expecting that final picture!

All of it looks tacky and awful.

Ooof!

I was scrolling through thinking I don't mind them, they look quite delicate, till you get to the pic of them on the model

I love these kinds of threads

I actually quite like the shorter (!) earring as an interesting statement piece, but the huge chain...wtf!

loved them until i saw the size on the model. oooh, ok then.