Am not tall (always need petite trousers), don't do skirts, huge boobs. Size 16. Tend to suit bright colours on top. Am running out of options for DH's posh work 'do in just over a week. All those smocky/tunic type tops around at the moment just make me look pregnant and even bigger-boobed! My best bit is my flatt-ish tum and small-ish hips which are just swamped by everything in the shops at the moment! Help!!