After much moaning to DP that nothing fits anymore etc etc, he pushed £150 into my hand and shoved me out the door to get new clothes.
I duly headed to the Gap (gods of all things denim), spent an HOUR in the changing rooms with svelte weirdly dressed lady bringing pairs upon pairs of jeans to me and still walked out with jeans that do NOT fit.
I knew they didn't fit when I left but she was so EARNEST and I was so bloody tired that I didn't want to let her down
They either fit on the waist and look stupid and baggy on the bum/thighs or I am all amuffin on the waist and lovely fit on the legs.
Now I will have to skulk outside the doors on Monday to check she is not working so I can return them and not ruin her fab jeans fitter fantasy.
Any ideas where I can try next? I tried all the styles skinny/bootcut, ended up with a demi bootcut, which I liked but still not a good fit.
I ended up getting a winter coat with the rest!