My dd told she is too beautiful to model?

[Rhubarb]

I've put her picture in my profile page. I cannot believe they would turn her down for being too beautiful!

I mean, as a parent you always think your child is gorgeous and we more than any, but I did hope we'd be able to make a mint out of her!

scandalous.

It's so unfair, isn't it? There's always lots of help for the averagely attractive, but the truly headturning (and I agree, Rhubarb, your daughter does qualify) are just left to fend for themselves.

She IS a looker!

Does she take after you, DP or is there some resemblance to that pet hamster of yours?

Thank you so much! She is just so stunning and the thought that we can't exploit her good looks is just too much to bear!

fecking hell am i gullible or what, shoited mesel there!!!

But Rhu she is mind-blowingly stunning, perhaps it is part of this London Fashion Week responsible modelling initiative. It would be unfair on the other models if your dd was out there getting all the work.

have you considered plastic surgery to make her less attractive?

you should keep her to yourself rhubarb. The last thing you want is all and sundry at your door demanding that your 'unique' child be the be the new face for their campaign- she will be exhausted just from the sheer demand.

Arse!

She is deffo G&T on the attractiveness scale

Yeah, This happened to me a lot.
''We'd love to sign you up Miss Vixen, but the other models threatened to walk out''.
Twats.

Yes, I have considered giving her the odd spot to make her look less than perfect. Already we get hate mail from other mums who are jealous that my dd makes their kids look ugly. I've been asked not to go to certain toddler groups because she outshines the rest!

What a shame you didn't have twins Rhubarb - Screw the Olsens - let's here it for the Rhubarbs!

Best thing you can do Rhubarb is stick a sack over her head, that way she cannot offend anyone with her beauty. Works for me.

rhuby see xmas party thread again

Rhubarb, do you think that your DD might be an Indigo Child? She has that tranquil beauty that's so characteristic of these very special souls. Om Shanti.

Hmm, are youjust disappointed the modelling threads aren't still on here???!!! (My dd is not as stunning as yours, pic on my profile)

I tend to find that other children cry with disappointment when they see my dd.

CD, I've replied to your reply but I'm afraid other Mumsnetters would suffer depression if I went to the do as they simply couldn't match my beauty!

House, yes your dd is lovely, but I feel you need to look at mine as an example of how to style yours.

rhubarb, somehow I'm not surprised that other children cry when they see your dd

Obv there is no contest for them. Poor little mites.

Rhuby, please don't tell me she's gifted and talented as well?

Yes HB, she can fart pop songs.

Farts pop songs? Definitely an Indigo.

I jumped outa my skin then Rhubarb

She has got a truly unique beauty it has to be said..

HM your dd is a stunner!

iirc Rhubarb's dd already charmed me once before when I had the misfortune pleasure of clicking on her profile