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does your dh/p tend his allotment?

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hatwoman · 02/09/2007 09:56

we ladies look after our gardens...does your dh/p reciprocate?

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Moomin · 02/09/2007 09:58

ewwww - no! The very thought of him primping and styling and trying to beautify it ! As long as the whole area is clean (scrupulously), that will do. He's not overly hairly though (in general) so I might have something else to say if it was overgrown or something, maybe.

hatwoman · 02/09/2007 20:06

no-one else have an opinion then?

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TheMoistWorldOfSeptimusQuench · 02/09/2007 20:10

A boyfriend of mine once had a "back, sack & crack"

It was one of the grossest sights I have ever had the misfortune to experience.

Pruners · 02/09/2007 20:11

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hatwoman · 02/09/2007 20:15

what was gross? watching it being done? in which case why. (ie why did you watch?) or the result?

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TheMoistWorldOfSeptimusQuench · 02/09/2007 20:20

Nooo! The end result!

The sheer plucked turkey-ness of it. Yeuch.

And the prickliness as it was growing back... eek!

I like my men hairy

hatwoman · 02/09/2007 20:23

plucked turkeys have no place in an allotment...

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ELF1981 · 02/09/2007 20:25

Some men do because it makes things appear bigger!

DH has done in the past, but not since I told him I like to play with it as a warm up.

nappynuttynormabutty · 02/09/2007 20:25

Yeah sometimes...tho I keep suggesting he should wax rather than shave

NomDePlumeIsIrrationallyAngry · 02/09/2007 20:25

same as pruners

Pruners · 02/09/2007 20:27

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Pruners · 02/09/2007 20:31

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hatwoman · 02/09/2007 20:33

what about a little trim?

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NomDePlumeIsIrrationallyAngry · 02/09/2007 20:37

The trouble with trimming pubes is that it makes them prickly. At least if they are the length they should be (naturally) then the ends are softer.

hatwoman · 02/09/2007 20:44

hmmm, yes I can see that - they are pretty nice and soft. why irrationally angry btw?

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NomDePlumeIsIrrationallyAngry · 02/09/2007 21:06

I had PMT. It has now passed. I suppose I should change my name back.

TheMoistWorldOfSeptimusQuench · 02/09/2007 22:37

Why are you asking hatwoman?

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