i think i need t oresign as chief bossy boots of horned hoofers

[FluffyMummy123]

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I have pedicure booked for tomorrow morning [smug]
sort it aaaahhht

I currently have feet only a hobbit could be proud of.

you see pedicures don't actually cure horned hoofness unless you do once a week do they?

the more i sand off mine, the more they seem to come back.

they are not awful, but i want SOFT feet (on balls of feet and heels).

you see pedicures don't actually cure horned hoofness unless you do once a week do they?

the more i sand off mine, the more they seem to come back.

they are not awful, but i want SOFT feet (on balls of feet and heels).

hmm
sanding + flexitol + vaseliney socks?

HOW LONG WIILL IT TAKE BADGER.

i have the flexitol and am prepared to do flexitolled socks of an evening, but how long til i see real results (hate having slimey feet)

Ooh, cod, d'you know what's good for horned hooves?

Crocs.

don't know soph... have never let mine get that bad
[runs away as well]

sanding + vaseliny socks is good for night-before-wedding type emergency. Anyway tis nearly winter and Time for Boots

Oh I have been using something great. Hang on...

mine too

normally fanblardytastic - regular pedicures

but ds2 permanently attached to breast = reduction of footcare hours

ordered flexitol today (buy 1 get one 1/2 price at boots atm)

pedicures as in paid for or as in you diy?

how much are pedicures anyway?

You mustn't sand too much. Apparently it encourages growth.

Anyway this has done wonders in just a few days.

Amazed I can still reach them...

Oh thank you, potnetial foot saviours. It's weird but of all the things that piss me off about my soon-to-be-40 body I think it's my feet that make me despair the most. I blame the distinct lack of beach holidays in my life for the last five years! How I long to feel the sand between my toes.

I am going to try an intensive foot regime for the next three days (going away with v.glam friend this weekend).

Patsy

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I felt I just had to post something, but then realised that I didn't actually have anything to say on the matter....

fleixitol is heart stoppingly expensive isn't it

...AND IT STINKS.

I only paid about a fiver for mine. Did I buy the wrong stuff...

Whats wrong with sitting with your feet in a washing up bowl of warm water and something frothy and Mning for an hour, and then picking the white looking flesh off with your fingernails.

Costs nothing.

it was £8.25 in Boots yesterday
I nearly swooned

Mine are grim STILL waiting for chiropody. Urgh.

Actually that might be right.....

Remember DH removing jaw from floor..

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[displays smooth pink and polished feet]
bargain too - almost as cheap as my old illegal-immegrant Hackney nail bar

had forgotten how much waxing hurts though

MrsB

Bet it feels good!