Not wonderbra as they're too ££ plus the sizing is whack.
Want Push up plunge. Padded. The kind that grabs them from the sides and shoves them super close together like the Mitchell twins doing karaoke with only one mic. Not balconette. The type of bra I'm after has a really thin bit of material between the boobs if that makes sense, none of this substantial inch or two of material that lays flush to your chest. No siree.
34 DD or E (depending on brand).
Black.
The cheaper the better.
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