Email from coast suggesting this dress as suitable for a wedding guest

[Lardlizard]

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Suitable for someone with no manners perhaps !

Lovely frock! Accessories with a nice veil and a little bouquet perhaps? Perfect wedding guest outfit.

SIL turned up to my wedding in white trousers and a white see through top with a white sequined see through bra underneath. She has rather, um, noticeable nipples. After a few drinks too many, one of the male guests at the wedding was heard to remark "Like she's got two chocolate buttons stuck in there"

DH's aunt turned up in a long tight white dress with a big slit up the side.

You can tell I really love my inlaws - and vice-versa

I once went to a wedding in a pale pink dress and was mortified when someone referred to me as 'the girl in the white dress'!
(it really was pink though, not an 'off-white pink'!)

Honestly I was as far from a Bridezilla as you could possibly have got at my own wedding (something to do with JUST SURVIVING the day as my MIL was kicking off... about everything...) and even I would have been cheesed off if someone had turned up wearing that!!!

To be fair it looks nothing like a wedding dress but I obviously still wouldn’t wear it!

Looks like a load of lacy napkins sewn together. That dress would snag on everything.

Doesn't look anything like a wedding dress to me.

But then my DM and MIL both turned up to my wedding in white and I didn't care. It's obvious who the bride is and isn't.