Magic Knickers - when the magic wears off...

[MrsSchadenfreude]

I was wearing a pair under my Frock today, they did the trick, sucked me in a bit (I don't expect miracles), but on the way home on the train, my gut started to spill over the top like a badly pulled pint. Is this usual?

pmsl!

surely the fat has to spill out somewhere?

DH said it was my own fault for trying to fit a quart into a pint pot. He may have a point...